Arab Strap

Youd already been half an hour with pre-clubbing shower and Id always planned to have a look in your special winnie the pooh book. the place was marked and it was there in blue and white - it
Said simply, "paul stayed last night."
Next I was on the bog and you got down on one knee.
You were protesting your innocence and you started to cry as I started to pee.
You said, "i didnt shag him, he slept on the couch in the kitchen.
He might as well be a girl, hes a good for a laugh and hes good for bitchin."
You said youd never be willing or able.
And he looks like he was made on a fucking table.