Arab Strap

I used to be so proud of thinking I was such a liar
In the covert world of romance, brother, I was just a try-er
Woman was the enemy and victory the point
Where Id successfully knocked someones heart out of joint
And its hilarious to think I thought by now Id have a wife
But Ive always been so desperate to give away my life
Then I just get lazy, Ive got everything assumed
Sometimes theres nothing sexier than knowing that youre doomed
And I bed you got a fright
When you took that girl to bed
It was only your first night
When she grabbed your head and said,
"Look at me. Hey, look at me
You dont love me, I can see.
You just want me for some fun
I might as well be anyone."
I hope youll reap the benefits of our ten years apart
But when I tell you not to give a fuck, dont take it to heart
Try and be a gentleman and always tell the truth
Im not just a hypocrite, Im jealous of your youth
And I cant give you a lecture on how to be a man
Ive not much advice to offer, no solid, foolproof plan
But even though youre certain that its just a bit of fun
Youll soon get sick of microwaving low-fat meals for one
So when you ignore her call
And you just delete her text
It might make you feel tall
As you make room for the next
But look at me, hey, look at me
You know I love you, obviously
And I dont want to spoil your fun
But you dont have to hurt someone.
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