Arab Strap

The ugly tattooed swinger euphemise
And call their mucky hobby trysts
But if I saw another man touch you
Id break his fucking wrists
Monogomys not natural
We cant survive
Thats what hell say
He loves to swap, hes open-minded
But dont dare suggest hes gay
Any maybe were just lucky
Maybe our connection is unique
And if thats really just what normal people do
Arent you proud to be a freak
The so-called Doctor Grays a billionaire
Because hes got the sexes sussed
Were a different race, we cant communicate
And mind-games are a must
But if you need a man
Just buy the book and follow all the rules
Theres no one quicker to splash out
Than vulnerable, desperate, lonely fools
Do you know enough to suckle me and guess
In just three minutes can I suitably impress
When dont we ignore the whistle
Just a look, a smile, a kissll
tell you all you really need to know
And maybe were just different
Maybe were natures surprise
So but down the book, log-off and keep your woman close
And just look me in the eye
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