Arab Strap

If you take a sock off
Then Ill take a sock off
Well do one for one til were both bare
And with our tongues click-clicking
The big bright clock stops ticking
As we make a right mess of your hair
Then well make plans for dinner
Though my guts got no thinner
Since Ive been letting you feed it
And youre useless at drinking
But these days Ive been thinking
I doubt that were going to need it
And if you stop bleeding
And we took to breeding
You know our son would be a hit
And as for our daughter
All suitors shell slaughter
With her brains and her beauty and her wit
After the flirting and after the swooning
With nerves put to bed, its all just fine tuning
And well never get bored with our routine and pattern
When Im your house-husband and you are my slattern
But one day I might cut loose
And I just wont be much use
And so youll push me away
So do your best and make me pay
[ Fine Tuning Lyrics ]