Bob Schneider

I read about a guy
when he was 23 years old
stood there three feet tall
man that's pretty small
but then he grew
to over 7 foot 4
where he found he
just couldn't walk no more
and mama had to go away
but daddy says i'll see her again
one day soon
when we go to heaven
and daddy had a hook
where his hand used to be
he said that hand weren't no good
for me anyway
all i want's a piggyback ride
to get to the other side
of this big beautiful world,
sleep on a big beautiful bed
with beautiful coulds
inside my head
for 30 hours
and 15 minutes
jimmy kissed his girl
in front of the whole wide world
on national tv
that's a long time
not to drink or eat
or take a pee
all i wants a piggyback ride
to get to the other side
of this beautiful workd
sleep in a big beautiful bed
with beautiful clouds
inside my head