Bob Schneider

i went to your house a little monkey in the gloom
you were making bacon the punch line came too soon
made me a beverage thought i had it made
turns out it was a glass of see ya laterade
i know where tomorrow be too damn far away
today ain't my cup of tea and everything is grey
knucked out and lost all the bats have flown
monsters in the closets' all i've ever known
all the gold in the sunset all the diamonds on the sea
all the gold in the sunsets all ill ever need
all the gold in the sunset all the diamonds in the sea
its all we need to set ourselves free
chuckle belly superstition brought on by the dead
got inside my constitustion ate up my whole head
take me down to nowhere that's where i belong
keep yourself beautiful dont try and get me wrong
sideshow snakebites got me in the mood
i recently switched uver to decaf honey i hate to be so rude
but ive been operating all night need some quick relief
released in the ocean with your shark-like teeth
she'll use all the closet brass in her little pipe
smoking in those wingtips
kissing all them young boys goodnight
damage done soliloquy high-water gash
fire holes rose walls i need a little cash
swimming in her boxcar her scents in my beard
there's going to be a fireworks display tonight everything is weird
sperm kitchen headache everywhere i turn
shallow-wired and snakeskin maybe i'll never learn
she got the gun she got the gun again
sipping on a pipe razor backed up and smoking indochina