Sloppy Seconds

Dont play football
We play Fenders
We chop fish in kitchen blenders
Were a disgrace to our gender
Were the men!
Always together night and day
It makes our girlfriends think were gay
But who needs women when youve got friends?
Were the men!
The men will never let me down
The men will always be around
The men wont argue, scratch, or fight
The men wont say, "Ive got a headache tonight"!
On Friday night well all jump in a car
And blow all our money at a go-go bar
Sober up for a week to do it over again because
Were the men!
Were twenty-one, but we act like were ten
Were as immature as weve ever been
Maybe well grow up, but I dont know when because
Were the men!
Well get together
Drink together
Sweat together
Stink together
Laugh together
Cry together
Live together
And die together!
Were the men...
[ The Men Lyrics ]