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Dont tell me
Dont tempt me
Ill drink till the bottles empty
Im not in denial, so dont put my life on trial
I never asked for your opinion
I never asked for your advice
You think Im unable
to set my drink down on the table
I hoard it, I guard it
But dammit Im the one who bought it
So I dont wanna hear your sermon
youre only preaching to the choir
Nobodys paying you to think
So shut up and pour me a drink
Stop pointing your finger
I never said I was a social drinker
Dont tell me, Dont tempt me
Dont break it to me gently
If you dont ask me stupid questions
Ill never tell you stupid lies
Nobodys telling you to think
So shut up and pour me a drink
Im not some red-nosed cartoon
Thrown out of every barroom
Its not some nasty habit
So dont lock your liquor cabinet
If I start missing work
And acting like a total jerk
Then you can say anything you want
Your partys distended
But Ill be the last one standing
Ill win by attrition
Praise the lord and pass the ammunition
You think Ive got a drinking problem?
I think I do it pretty well!
And anyway...
Nobodys paying you to think
So shut up and pour me a drink
Just shut up and pour me a drink
Nobodys paying you to think
So just shut up and pour me a drink
Ohhhh Just shut up and pour me a drink
[ Shut Up And Pour Me A Drink Lyrics ]