Psychostick

P is the best letter
In the
whole alphabet
Because
it starts
the name
of the greatest band ever.
The greatest band ever
happens to be
the one
you are listening to.
We're the greatest band ever.
GOD WE FUCKING RULE!
We should have, like, twelve solid gold tour buses!
Each with a WARP DRIVE so we could tour the universe!
And yachts made out of the bones of an endangered species!
Oh, we should have our band name CARVED into the moon, so that fans could always see our band name!
And we should have guard dogs made out of diamonds, and they could protect our ruby-encrusted palaces!
Yeah... THAT!
R is the second best
letter of those mentioned
Because it starts the name of
The best singer ever.
The greatest singer ever