Psychostick

Tearin' down the road doin' ninety
in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of gas
I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a
Sucker like me to drive by goin' way to fast
I saw the red and blue in my rear view
So I pulled slug bug over to the shoulder of the road
He looked at me in the nose and said:
"Son, do you realize your tires are round?"
And I said:
"PLUH!"
YES, I SAID PLUH!
Walking down the streets in my
running shoes lookin' for a shoestore
So that I can find myself parking spot
I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing
but his boxers
And a cap that said:
"I like tater tots."
He said something in Latin
that I didn't understand
And I thought the worst until