Karate High School

I fell in love with a robot,
and the color of her digital eyes.
She’s 5 foot 3, her lights are LED.
I got a great discount from the factory.
She never criticizes my lifestyle, or says to get a job.
She never says any of my jokes are stupid.
She totally relates to Batteries Not Included.
I wonder if she loves me.
I wonder if she cares.
All my friends want me to give her back, but I wouldn’t dare do that.
She doesn’t have a heart or any fingerprints,
but she’s better than any girl that actually exists.
Because she literally was made for me.
I fell in love with a robot,
and now I’ll never have to be alone.
I know it sounds weird, but it’s a fact:
she’s a great substitute for human contact.
And every time my friends call to go out,
she says honey have fun!
But there’s no way I’m hanging out with the boys,