Karate High School

Come on in and take of you shoes man, this might take a while.
Normally I don't talk out of school because that's just not my style.
But I'd prefer to stay and gossip all day about the people we hate. I said it.
Are you sure this place is completely safe?
He handed me a page; I read it, it said:
Welcome to the Broken Hearts Club,
You are all invited to stay the night.
Welcome to the Broken Hearts Club,
No secret ever leaves here alive.
It all started the winter of last year; I knew she was the one.
But I'm not the kind of guy who is clever; the cat's always got my tongue.
So with my thoughts, I told God if He loved me a lot, I'd get you.
He answered back, with an ominous laugh amid a thunderous crash,
"Son, I'm sorry but..."