Impetigo

Dear Uncle Creepy, its been years
Morbid fantasy exterminates my childhood fears
Dear Uncle Creepy, how can it be?
Some of the crap thats out these days
is such a bore to me
Dear Uncle Creepy...
The shit they call "horror" in the comic store
Nobodys got that style anymore!
Pre-code classics provide the chills
This high-tech bullshit never will!
As far as movies are concerned,
Theres a plenty out that should be burned
The horrors gone, big budgets here
Whatever happened to the meaning of FEAR????
Dear Uncle Creepy, its a crying shame
The "terror" of the 90s is so fucking LAME!!
Whatever happened to the good ol days
Has you and Cousin Eerie turning in your graves!
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