Impetigo

Heart of Illinois, Heart of Illinois,
Heart of Illinois, Dont it make ya sick?
Heart of Illinois, Heart of Illinois,
Heart of Illinois, Shut up ya fucking dick!
Ten fucking years Ive lived in this town
Theres never nothing happening going on
Except fairs, and baseball, and sidewalk sales,
and old people fucking with their lawns!
Farm Futures!
Soybeans and corn!
Parks and recreation!
Collecting doorknobs?!?
Pride of the Prairie, Pride of the Prairie,
Pride of the Prairie... Dont it make ya retch?
Pride of the Prairie, Pride of the Prairie,
Pride of the Prairie, Shut up ya fuckin wrench!
Twenty fucking years Ive lived in this town
Nothings never going on around here
Except unemployment, and gangs, and skating bands,
and college students slamming fucking beers!!!
[ Heart Of Illinois Lyrics ]