Bowling For Soup

She slams the front door
Cuz she knows that I cant stand it
Gives me the finger
Cuz she knows Im wrapped around it.
She calls me sweetheart
Cuz she knows it makes me weak.
She stepped in dog pooh
And Im still kissing her feet.
Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?
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She took more than she gave to me
I gave my love, I got an std
And if she comes home,
I hope that shell marry me.