Bowling For Soup

Ladies and Gentlmen, in this corner weighing in at 131lbs
I'm sorry girl, 126lbs, the girl that broke my heart.
Isn't she lovely folks, Just look at that smile
Draws me in everytime
Someone call a medic cuz I think she's gonna strike again
She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the nightstand
And holds the picture in the heart shaped fram we bought at target
Yes I think we've got a problem but I can't put my finger on it
It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down
What was that sound?
I just wish the fucking bell would ring
Let's get ready for verse #2
The message on my cell says she's waiting on the call from me
to tell her that I'm sorry I can come back if I crawl
But I got bad knees and I can't say that I'm sorry
Cept I'm sorry that I met you
Now my guard's up and I'm fighting dirty