Bowling For Soup

I tried to break into your house on Friday night
I got attacked by your big dog
I tried to play my guitar at your window side
Your mother said it was her room
I didn't know it [x4]
I left my phone off of the hook one Friday night
You got pissed off and called my friend
I tried all week to figure why we had a fight
What did i say that wasn't right?
I didn't know it [x4]
Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman
You be Paul and i'm Letterman
I waited for you once to pick me up from work
You never showed and i was stuck