D-12

(BITCHES!)
Ooooh
[Intro Eminem]
Cause bitches all...giggly and shit(c'mon bitch)
but they get mad when their favorite song don't come on in the club
catch an attitude and shit(c'mon bitch, c'mon bitch)
...so we got one for em...it goes like this
[Verse - Eminem]
We wrote a song for the hoes,
you like to hear it? Here it goes.
A little somethin you prolly won't hear on your radios
but when it comes on in the club it's one that everyone knows
and if I'm talkin too fast, it just means you're listenin to slow
and if you listen a little faster, maybe you'll catch up, bitch
cause if you don't d-d-don't you just made me mess up, bitch
b-brba-brbra it don't matter I'm just babblin,
like you'd understand what I'm sayin,
anyway I'm just jabberin in one ear and I'm out the other
you're so fuckin drunk
all you hear is the beat b-b-b-beat, I could be sayin anything
so just get your ass on the floor
wear those same pants that you wore from the day before
baby go on shake that ass like a whore
[Chorus - Eminem and Kon Artis]
Yeah I'm talkin to you(BITCH)
Get up and dance(BITCH)
Wiggle that ass(BITCH)
Yeah that's it, bitch
Yeah I called you a bitch(BITCH)
Whatchu gon do bout it(BITCH)
Sit there and cry like a little(BITCH, BITCH)
Get up and dance(BITCH)
Wiggle that ass(BITCH)
You little trash(BITCH)
Yeah that's it
Yeah I called you a trash(BITCH)
Not trailer trash(SWITCH)
Take the person you're with and exchange partners(BITCH)
[Verse - Swifty McVay]
Tell a nigga there ain't no hangin,
and fuck callin home
and see you look at me before you answer the phone
when I flee, you ass can get naked and be as free and you want to be freak
but I'm takin the key with me
you ain't gonna get shit, so don't even ask
disrespect my wishes(BITCH)
I'll beat cho ass
Watch me comin home eatin half of your doggy bag
and I'll leavin laughin, while you callin me on a rag
I'm the type that might cut off the lights when I hit
and before she cut em on, Kuniva already (SWITCH)
your ass ain't even ridin with Swift, unless you hoe'n
when I'm done, I'll throw you out and ask you where you goin.
[Bizarre]
Hoe ain't the only thing you call a girl
slut, tramp("Oh, how you doin Sheryl?")
Ever since I was 8, I've been startin to hate
I said fuck the hoes and started eatin cheese cake
scrambled eggs and steaks, strawberries and grapes
damn that sound great....hold on, wait!(Bizzy!)
Okay...back to the bitches
wash the dishes after that, give me stitches
I'll fuck a half-indian chick, suck my dick
this time tommorrow: I won't remember shit
Have respect for a player, I got on Snoop Gators
and ain't Annihilators, bitch
[Chorus]
[Verse Kon Artis/Kuniva (Bitch)]
Kon Artis: "Ey baby what's up withchu?"
Kuniva: "Ey yo your man here witchu? Nah you single I can tell"
Kon Artis: "Nah you came with THEM hoes didn't you?"
Kuniva: "No, you mean friends. Girl excuse him it's the liquor"
Kon Artis: “Ey yo let’s get this party crackin, these bitches ain’t gappin, bitch”
Kuniva: “Aw nah you know he didn’t mean that..”
(C’mon you seen that)
Kon Artis: “She all whinin and shit, get this bitch a Kleenex”
(What did he say!?)
Kuniva: “Nothing he said you seem stressed”
Kon Artis: “Nah you got some big breasts”
(Huh?)
Kuniva: “AND you're wearing a nice dress”
(Cause I was gonna to say)
Kon Artis: “You weren’t gonna to say shit”
(Excuse me??)
Kuniva: “He said ‘Michael Jackson just got another face lift!”
(Oooooooh)
Kon Artis: “…dumb ho..”
(Nigga!)
Kuniva: “Nooooo, gumbo! He wanna cook it for you tonight”
Kon Artis: “Bitch what up doh? Fuck for a buck, do somethin strange for change[Kunvia: shh…shut up nigga!], make me holla for a dollar, just hop in the Range”
(Fuck BOTH of yall niggas)
Kuniva: “See I was TRYIN to be polite, stank ass trick”
Kon Artis: “Ohp, someone’s jackin off tonight!”
[Proof]
I call you a BITCH, but don’t trip
I say the same to my momma
I got Christina, Brittney with me, shit we bangin Madonna
Watch you strip you onto you bitch you got change for a dollar
Loan your tongue and give me your mouth you came with a condom?
Quit countin them bottles and just swallow, breathe
Swallow breathe, now swallow these needs
I know you Lokelani mami’s all get down on ya knees
You want some money honey, damn you must be out of your league
Hit the dirty fuck her barely, you ain’t gotta go heat
Plus you wanna be a model you need a lot of more sleep
I’m a pimp bitch, don’t be shy show me them big tits
Your lip stick I wanna smear it onto my limp dick
For instance bustin nuts is only my interest
So princess, don’t get your feelings hurt cause men just
Party and bullshit till she dive and swallow the dick
I’m takin this train and bang don’t bother coughin bitch
[Chorus]
[Outro – Kon Artis (Eminem)]
Yeah...(Haahahah)
You heard me bitch
Did I st-st-st-stutter?? STUPID!
You ain’t listenin to the words of this song anyway
All you do is listen to beats with your dumb ass
Dancin tryna get a nigga money up in the club, heh..
With your stupid minooped self
We just talked about YOU, dodo
No, YOU, you dumb bitch, YOU
The one that want a drink, but don’t wanna pay for it
Spendin all the money you make all week on a new dress
That I spilled a drink on actin like I’m drunk when I’m not
I’m just tryna FUCK, I’m just tryna FUCK, BITCH
(D-Twizzy…yeah….bitch…bitch…bitch)