Dead Kennedys

I go to college
That makes me so cool
I live in a dorm
And show off by the pool
I join the right clubs
Just to build an impression
I block out thinking
It wont get me ahead
My ambition in life
Is to look good on paper
All I want is a slot
In some big corporation
John belushis my hero
I lampoon and I ape him
My news of the world
Comes from sports illustrated
Im proud of my trophies
Like my empty beer cans
Stacked in rows up the wall
To impress all my friends
No, Im not here to learn
I just want to get drunk
And major in business