Aerosmith

Stagecoach lady, hourglass body
making things glow in the night
well, she would if she could, and shed be good if she would only
tell her lover she be out tonight
cause Im a bat
a lonely school boy
and Im a rat
and its too bad, cant get me none of that!
Salt Lake City, salt-lickin bitties
*** stinkin of gin
well my daddy was hard, his face was pretty scarred
from kickin ass and playin poker to win
its too bad
and its too bad
cant get me none of that!
loose old lady
my mama Cady
chivalry was born at her feet
well she shoulda thought twice
when pa showed his dice
*** put my daddy to sleep
Its too bad
Lord, its too bad!
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