Afroman

(Intro)
Damn, how long it's gon' take you to roll the joint, cuz?
[I just got, I just got the bag]
You over there actin like
you playin the piano or som'n cuz
[*sucks teeth* I ju-I just got the bag, homie..
You know I'm sayin? Chill the fuck up]
Yeah, let me hit this home boy
[Here]
La da da da da
[Oh my goodness!]
Shoop shoop shooby do wa
[Oh suck it in baby]
Yeah, it looks lovely!
*chicken noise*
Hey, where the light, Loc?
[Right here cuz]
Give it here, man, stop bullshitin'
I love you baby
[Aw yeah man]
I love you honey yes I do
[Take this dig girl]
Do it to me girl, uh
Yeah, yeah *chicken noise*
Yeah, yeah *chicken noise*
Fo' sho' *inhale* Yeah
(main)
Its been a long long time I been smoking
Smokin marijuana
[La da da da da]
It takes me out of my mental ghetto
and places me in the Bahama
Its been a long long time I been smoking
Smokin marijuana
[La da da da da]
It takes me out of my mental ghetto
and places me in the Bahama
It puts my mind at ease
indulging myself in the calm breeze
And my problems will float away
beyond the palm trees
But I gotta keep smokin and a'smokin and a smokin on
I keep chokin and a'chokin and a'chokin on
I keep sellin and and a'sellin and inhalin
My tumbleweed
I like to go to Palmdale [Yeah]
Sit by the fountain [Sit by the fountain]
I light up a fat one gazing
at the snowcapped mountains
Come again now, uh
I like to go to Palmdale
Sit by the fountain [Sit by the fountain]
Light up a fat one gazing
at the snowcapped mountains
Baby please dont nag
go and get me the zig zag
And my problems will blow away
like a plastic bag
But I gotta keep smokin and a'smokin and a'smokin on
I keep chokin and a'chokin and a'chokin on
I keep sellin and and a'sellin and inhalin
My tumbleweed
I need to get a job
and thats not funny [La da da da da]
Cuz me be smokin too much ganja [Yeah]
and me runnin outta money
[Hey, can I get a dollar loan, though?]
I gotta lie to the man
[Let me get an application]
tell him that I never been arested
[So you have never been to jail?]
I gotta go to the clinic baby
I gotta get drug tested
[Oh no!]
I got no food for my stomach
got no gas for my Coupe DeVille
I gotta walk to the supermarket
for some Goldenseal
Cuz everyday I be smokin and a'smokin and a smokin on
I be chokin and a'chokin and a'chokin on
I be sellin and and a'sellin and inhalin
My tumbleweed yeah
I said the black man smoke it [Black man smoke it]
if he's a soul bro [Hey man whats happenin?]
I said the Mexicans smoke it [Mexicans smoke it]
if he's a cholo ['ey where you from ese?]
I said the Creole smoke it [Creole smoke it]
down in Mississippi [Fuck Creole]
I said the white man smoke it [white man smoke it]
if he's a hippy [Wheres the bud, man?]
It puts my mind at ease [Puts my mind at ease]
indulging myself in the calm breeze
And my problems will float away [Where?]
beyond the palm trees
But I gotta keep smokin and a'smokin and a'smokin on
I keep chokin and a'chokin and a'chokin on
I keep sellin and and a'sellin and inhalin
My tumbleweed yeah
Right about now
Im gonna dedicate this to everybody
That went to Palmdale highschool with me
Check this shit out cuz
*freestyle rapping*
Hey, take me back to the bridge
we up outta here man
It puts my mind at ease
indulging myself in the calm breeze
And my problems will float away
beyond the palm trees [What you gotta do?]
But I gotta keep smokin and a'smokin and a'smokin on
I keep chokin and a'chokin and a'chokin on
I keep sellin and and a'sellin and inhalin
My tumbleweed yeah
My tumbleweed yeah