Tom Waits

Ladies and gentlemen
Harrys Harbour Bizarre is proud to present
Under the Big Top tonight
Human Oddities
Thats right
Youll see the Three Headed Baby
Youll see Hitlers brain
See Lea Graff the German midget who sat in J.F. Morgans lap
Youll see Priscilla Bajano
The monkey woman
Jo Jo the dog face boy
Im Milton Malone, the human skeleton
See Grace McDaniels
The mule faced woman
And shes the homeliest woman in the world
Under the Big Top tonight
Never before seen
And if you have a heart condition, please be warned
Dont forget to visit our snack bar at Charleston Grotto
Al lsales are final
Void where prohibited by law
Youll see Sealo the seal boy who has flippers for arms
Youll see Johnny Eck, the man born without a body
He walks on his hands
He has his own orchestra and is an excellent pianist
See Gerd Bessler, the human pincusion
And dont forget, its ladies night at Harvys Harbour Bizarre
Youll see Ko Ko the bird girl
Mortando, the human fountain
Step a little
A little closer ladies and gentlemen and dont be shy
Dig deep in your pockets
Youll see Radion, the human torso
Deep from the jungles of Africa
Ladies and gentlemen, Harrys Harbour Bizarre
Ladies and gentlemen
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