Ja Rule

This is leo! and I’m the cousin of the bitch that don’t know what the fuck she
Talkin bout! I am the real psychic man! next caller:
Caller: hello miss leo my uh boyfriend is in jail and I wanna know uh when he
Is a-comin out
Leo: okI knowhe will be-he-wi-your boyfriend hold on the cards never lie
Tyra readin and I am psychic and I am leo and I know when your boyfriend will
Be home. hold on I will tell you. the charge is 50 dollar a minute are u cool
With that? you cool wit - ok then hold on your gonna hold on for 15 minute hold
On hold on okay - hold 15 minute hold on next caller:
Caller: yes ummI wanna know if uhmy mom is have affair with my boyfriend
Leo: oh! now see girlthis is a very difficult one for me to readbecuasei
SeeI see darkness in your futureI seenownow is your mother a whore?
Caller: yeas.
Leo: now see dis is what they talkdis is what the cards say. dis is what me
Thought dis is what me taught. now uhdoes your mommauhhhold on let me
Get this one togetherhold on. it’s a 50 dollar charge feea minute. are you
Cool wit dat? you cool wit dat?
Caller: okay
Leo: okayden you hold on too. ten minute hold on for you. callerwho on the
Line?
Caller: ajuya
Leo: ajuyawhat the hell u want?
Caller: umm I was just at the clinic and I’m curious to know--
Leo: hold on! you want to know who the baby’s daddy isam I right?
Caller: (gasp) oh my god
Leo: see! that what we knowthe cards never lieit’s all in the tyra readin!
NownowI seeI see in the cardsI see aa tall onea tall onehe has
He has shot feet
Caller: yes
Leo: okand now I see a fat one. now the fat one he’s poorhe’s rather poorhe
Broke? is the fat one broke?
Caller: michael! yes...
Leo: his name uhnow see girlmy cards say that his name is fredhis name
Not michael it’s fred.
Caller: (gasp!!)how do you know that!?
Leo: see he been lying to yo girl. yes the fat one been lying to you. so u know
What this leads me to believe? it was the other one you were fucking withthe
Other one. it was neither one of them it was the other one girl. nowif you’d
Like to know anything elseyour gonna have to hold on!