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I feel a pain running down my spine, feels like Im sitting on a porkupine
A hand full of grapes hangin from my ass please doctor make it pass
I got a haemorrhoid rock
Please doctor give me a shot Im going crazy from that haemorrhoid rock
Whenever I want to go sit and stare I cry out loud a?€˜cause I cant bare
This awful pain coming from below Im gotta cut it away a?€˜cause it hurts me so
I cant sleep or ride a bike I feel like Im sitting on a great big spike
A million of needles right in my ass please doctor make me pass
[ Haemorrhoid Rock Lyrics ]