King Tee

[King Tee]
Yes yes yall, its not a secret no more
The King b-boy Tee has been washed ashore
And Im back Im here to say if Im a King then I should rule
Im the best for the job, you know why?
(WHY?!) Cause Im cool..
.. see Im
smoother than silk, cooler than an icicle
Rough like a bully, Im rollin like a bicycle
Fresh like a virgn calculates like a math wiz
You think youre bad? Ima show you what bad is
Microphone magician, its the end when I start
A confidential differential, Im the state of the art
Crowned King b-boy, the elite rap reverand
Master of the Ceremony twenty-four/seven
MCs dont fear me, I come in peace, ha
Drapped in Fila, or either Elise
Cause Im the cool wop dancer, girlies romancer
Suckers stay away Ill mess you up like cancer
My style is original, not a subliminal
You say to yourself theres no one better, than him you know
Bustin all bustaz, killin all killers
Tacklin MCs like a Pittsburgh Steeler
Im bolder than bold, I wear a lot of white gold
The supreme King Tee, Ive got things in control
Skeezers wanna clock me while Im on my way to school
You dont, have to ask why, you know the reason..
.. hes COOL!
[DJ scratches]
I got a white gold crown, white gold ropes
Sleep on white sheets, ski on white slopes
Supreme to be exact you know Im cooler than most
When God gave out coolness, I took a whole dose
I wont bother or nag you, to rhyme Ill be glad to
You thought I couldnt get you but I already had you
I know you heard my DJ, is he good or what?
Keith Cooley is a killer, your DJs a mutt
I wouldnt try to take him on hell cut you up like a biologist
Hell be the tutor, and Im the talk-ologist
You think hes new, well for you I feel sorry
Cause see, hes been around since Uncle Jams Army
Cool impresario, majority ruler
I got a lot of money - go ask my jewler
Def in the flesh is the cool King Tela
I talk more noise than J&Ds talk Fila
Im the most coolest and I sit on the throne
Givin the latest fashions silver shines like chrome
The King your royal highness better known as a cool rider
Got a forty of Olde E then Ill ask, let me try this
Coolest of cool and my rhymes are essential
To see me, guardians have to be parental
Me and Keith, are the teachers of the new cool school
But not only that, I gotta tell you somethin.. Im cool!
Keith Cooley!
[DJ scratches]
I cant rhyme about crack, Im not the one to be tellin it
The ones sayin dont are the ones thats sellin it
I cant cope in other words I cant feel it
If crack was a monster, then Id kill it
Cause Im rough and Im tough, and I come from L.A.
Yo my name is King Tee and Im here to stay
I got the courage of a bull, words of a wizard
Hotter than sex, cooler than a blizzard
Leader of the land, commander and the chief
Bigger and bolder other words I got beef
I got a posse at that, mostly, cold chillin
Yours make thousands, mines make millions
Not at all a gangsta cause I never do crimin
I make a lot of money, by just cool rhymin
Not doin it cause I want to but Im doin it cause I hasta
Coolest of the cool and plus I rule the rap classes
Yeah my stuff is funky, and Im the rap junkie
Slammin sucka punks like a Hurricane Bundy
And for the rap race place your bet on the King
I run like Quicksilver, fly like I had wings
To you it seems like that Im braggin a lot
but Im saggin a lot, because money I got
Im the MC dismantler, lyrical manipulator
Eightball drinker, the new cool innovator
Im King Tee, Keith Cooley is the DJ
No fakin or frontin, turntables do what he say
Cuttin like a ginsu, makin bets against you
The girlies go wild, Keith prove that he can dance to
Fila we wear, wont promise or swear
Dont get too much comp cause MCs I tear
in half, and laugh, cause its just so hilarious
to walk in a jam, and see the most scariest
punks in my way, tryin to see how I play
I know they eat more rhymes than horses eat hay
but I keep my cool cause see like, thats my image
Stroll like a gangsta think you lost when I finish
Grab me a skeezer, head towards the booth
cause Im not only a King, Im supreme.. and Im cool!
[DJ scratches]
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