Del The Funky Homosapien

Its D-E-L the Funkee Homosapien
to the rescue
Im solo and threw a bolo and left two
dancers back on Soul Train
and ya know Soul Train get the phat doodie stain
now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent
using step 1 & step 2 to keep the show valid
lets have a vote and try to register our ballots
and realise a Hammers just a mallet
toss him like a salad cause he aint truly gifted
now the partys lifted by the crew HIEROGLYPHICS
golly-wolly, not another Elvis & Priscilla
Ice is cool, but I cant stand Vanilla
because he takes a style and tries to mock it
aint nothin personal, G
but Im kinda inta chocolate
its all about the black
and its like that
and Im so laid back cause I smoked a phat sack
plus Im almost through & done with a whole 40-dog of Olde English
800
now I peep ya concept
ya think ya got a rep?
Dance all day, while Im pissin on your steps.
[CHORUS:]
"Oooh, oooh, pissin on your steps..."
[BRIDGE]
No Del
is not a mean fellow
just because I wanna turn your dance shoes yellow
see Im rather mellow
some call it lazy
me & myself
and I aint with the daisies
cause Im no g_ddam flower
and every single dancer in circumference
receives a golden shower
Im here to insult the
hip hop John Travolta
ya think ya all that
but really youre shorter than a midget
I dont fidgit, with the ballet,
[CUBE:] Phuck a dancer!
[DEL:] Because thats what my pals say
and brothers dont shake ya rumps
wearin biker shorts is like chokin on ya nuts
because ya might end up with a cramp or a hernia
and thats much worse, than a fine girl burnin ya
plus it aint fly for you to have your behind
blasted all out like a feline
see Im givin you advice
make ya think twice
cause dance groups dont last past Minute Rice
so change ya conept
acquire some skills on the mic while Im pissin on your steps.
[CHORUS:]
"I gotta take a leak for the weak..." [repeat
[ Pissin On Your Steps Lyrics ]