Nofx

yeah yeah
In the morning I awake
I feel my bladder about to break
I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
just feeling lousy
my girlfriend tells me that
it's time to take a bath
I say '' no, not today, it' only Tuesday''
Once every 24 hours
I'm supposed to take a shower
that's not the way I do it
do it do it
personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
I don't wanna do it
do it do it
Chorus:
You know it doesn't make a difference to me
everyday I do the same old thing
so why should I have to be clean ?
those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
also known as shower days
I hate them
Chorus