Slick Idiot

I'm Never Fresh, Never Rest, To The Jam I Had To Rescue,
I Took The Microphone, Check One And Then I Check Two,
Who's In The Mood To Get Down With This,
'cause I'm The Best Lyricist, Still Pumping My Fist,
I Don't Miss, Yeah, I Don't Take Hits Because I'm Buddhist,
But By Now I Thought That She Knew This,
I Met That Girl With A Wink Of An Eye,
I Kicked The Riddle In The Middle When She Walked On By,
I Played It, Hard To Get, So Bad I Really Like That,
I Wasn't Choosey But I Always Wore My Gym Hat,
There's No Playing When It Came To The Sex,
'cause Of The "A" To The "I" To The "D" To The "S",
Lazy Crazy On My Brain,
I Got These Muthafukas Round Driving Me Insane,
I Miss The Beat, Yeah, I Rock The Flow
And For Your Muthafukas Out There, You'll Be Ready To Know,
That I'm En Esch And You Can't Fuck Me,
I Got My Shit On Your Record And Your Shiny Cd,
I Got The Vinyl To The Vinyl And The Wax To The Wax,
I Got The Shit So Heavy That It's Breaking My Back.
You Are Lazy, Keep On Shining On Me
You Are So Crazy, What Are You Doing To Me ?
Just Feel The Way When The Motion Is Right,
We're Both Gonna See What The Real Deal Is Like, My Baby !!
It's Too Much Treble, It's Too Much Bass,
It's Too Much Of You, All Up In My Face,
It's Too Much, Yeah, I Can't Take It No More,
It's Too Much Bitch, Yeah, There's The Front Door,
So You Can Start Walking Until You Knew My Deal,