2 Live Crew

(Blowfly excerpt)
"Are you looking for some good stuff? Get a ugly chick. Ugly
chicks can screw. They have to screw, cause they aint got
nothin else goin for they ass! When a nigga goin for a ugly
chick? She gotta get up off her ass!..."
Chorus:
(Mixx cuts and scratches "Get a ugly chick" and "Ugly chicks can
screw."
Verse 1: Brother Marquis
Looking at my Rolex, its 12:00
And my dick ... is hard as a rock
My beeper aint went off all day
I guess all my bitches went out to play
Fuck em, cause I aint sweatin em either
Hoes is jockin me? I dont need em!
Theres no time to waste chasin a pretty face
Bitches wont have me in a rat race
Theyre very bourgeois and so seditty
When you ask em for some pussy, they get shitty
So I turn to the bitches who are not attractive
Im like them; theyre sexually active
All they want is a one night stand,
Some dick, and no commitment to a man
Never seen in public with an undesirable,
But they come clean like old reliable
Chorus
Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice
Its late at night and Im ready to dip
Cause Im kind of drunk, with an ugly bitch
Big titties, big ass and kind of stacked
62" and shes also fat
Rollin round the club like a bitch in heat
But at four in the morning, she couldnt be beat
A plate of chicken wings and a stack of fries
Trying to see whos looking from the corner of my eyes
On my Ps and Qs, and aware of my shit
The coast was clear, and Im ready to dip
She wanna go to my crib, but heres the trick
>From the club we hit the Motel 6
Riding with no tints, so hoe, keep low
Trying to play it off so the boys wont know
She wanted to be seen but was out of luck
The pussy was good, but she was ugly as fuck
Chorus
Verse 3
Marquis:
Haulin ass, trying to hurry up and get there
Cause I cant be seen with this bitch here
Its bad enough that Im rankin myself
But I cant be ranked by no one else
U-G-L-Y, bitch, you aint got no alibi
So dont you roll down no windows or open no doors,
Jump your ass in the back and get on the floor!
Kid Ice:
Shes ugly as fuck and you wanna know why
She couldnt be worse if the bitch had died
Be my girl, hoe! It aint all that!
Got weave in your hair, not neat, and fat
Guess Im understanding youre just a fuck
Im out for the pussy and just one nut
Ill call you next time when Im out of luck
No offense, baby, youre just ugly as fuck!
Chorus
(Mixx cuts "One out of three niggas is ugly" and "Cue numer three!)
[ Ugly As Fuck Lyrics ]