Ll Cool J

[LL Cool J]
Yeah..
Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah
Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man
Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah
Its kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin?
I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin?
Just gon chill, check it out
Slick as Vasoline, smell good as cologne
Im like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
You aint a real rhymer, you look like a actress
How you gon sleep on me holmes, do I look like a mattress?
Am I that old, do I walk like Grady?
Ima hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Dont you EVER try to rock my house
Im a real cool cat, know what Im sayin Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so take a dose of this
Now think about it -- can you really come close to this?
You soft as powder, weak as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:
the ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer
I work myself harder than a boxers trainer
Chorus: LL Cool J
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J]
You end up, underneath my sneaker
Youre dog doo-doo, Im watchin you get weaker
You cant believe, the skill and dexterity
LL Cool J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James Todd the earthquaker
Thats right my brother, youre goin out like Sega
{*censored*} chewed, so whassup dude?
One of my battlesll get your girlies in the mood
Sucker MCs really make me sick
Im so bad, I can suck my own {dick}
If you go to your girls house and Im there already
Dont go Crazy cause my name aint Eddie
Rhymes so rough, its like a course in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and Ima give birth
to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin out?
LOVELY, and thats without a doubt!
Chorus 3/4X
[LL Cool J]
Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperor
When Im through, youll need a nurse to take your temperature
and cool you down, cause youre cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, Im talkin about RUFF rovers
You cant get over -- whats my name, Goofy?
You smoke Im no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
and take a pull, cause the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapear
Dont cross me, or lose your loyalty
to the Prince of the Rap Court, Im royalty
And it aint no puzzle, its a shame how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be quiet
Im a one man RIOT, so dont even TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, plus Im athletic
Before you play your hand you better do some calisthetics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
Speak your piece, then Ima go for mine
And I guarantee you, Im gonna strike again
I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme cause youre facin ten
I aint Sidney Poitier but we can Do This Again
Im nice wit mines, and I gotta admit it
You dont really wanna battle, why dontcha just forget it!
Chorus 1/2
[LL Cool J]
But if youre hard headed and you still dont understand
Heres a little sample -- EHM EHM, my man
*BRRRRRRRING* "Hello?"
{*cut n scratch "Cool J"*}
".. takes everything youve got" -> Cheers (theme song)
{*cut n scratch "pushin a broom"*}
".. sure would help a lot" -> Cheers (theme song)
[LL Cool J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I thought so
Im fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, hell no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on point
Im tellin you, theyre the serious joint
I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew slow
My voice is milky with a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
Im not a ballplayer, so now YKNOW!
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatImsayin? And Ima be straight til the year 3000
Thats word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
Cause Im the victor in this game, word up
Knahmsayin? Thats what time it is, peace
{*crew applause*}
That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY
FUNKY! Funky, he sho is!
You best believe hes FUNKY!
You didnt KNOW??? FUNKY!
[ Clap Your Hands Lyrics ]