Chris Webby

[Sample from "Sunny Afternoon" by The Kinks]
In the summertime
In the summertime
In the summertime
You see I roll it up and light it when my Zippo gets ignited
It's an addiction at this point so what's the point in tryna fight it
Pass a bong with Miley Cyrus, and Michael Phelps in a cipher,
Even Schwarzenegger hit it, when I passed homie the lighter
Puffin that pharmaceutical so Cali's where I'm movin' to
Blazing on a sunny afternoon this sh*t it beautiful
The sun is in the sky, but you still can see the moon,
While I'm (blazing on a sunny afternoon)
Cause I'm feelin' spectacular, puff puff passenger,
On a NASA spacecraft up above passing ya
Abra-cadabra, I'll make the weed vanish b*tch
Brain damage, tree bandit, rollin' up the cannabis
Kickin' back baby and I'm lovin' it
While I be puffin on dozens of my herbal supplements
That's just how I does it, so somebody grab a dub of piff
And I'll go grab a dutch to split, we'll be getting dumb as sh*t
[Sample from "Sunny Afternoon" by The Kinks]
Help me, help me, help me sail away,
Well give me two good reasons why I oughta stay.
Cause I love to live so pleasantly,
Live this life of luxury,
Blazing on a sunny afternoon.
Uh, yeah, and you know I'm not the sober type
So f*ckin' high that I can barely even hold the mic
Always smoking, but yea I got probation
But f*ck, rules are made to be broken right?
I'm a crazy dude, burnin' watchin' paper-view,
Munchin' on some Asian food, roll a J, a haze or two
Stay higher than Harry Potter flyin' on his broom
While I'm (blazing on a sunny afternoon)
Chelsea have you seen me lately, I think I'm goin' crazy
Tokin' on a vaporizer till my brain is broken baby
Rarely sober, I can't help it I'm a stoner
Always got that fresh out the baggy weed aroma
When some say it's a bad habit, I just f*ckin' laugh at it
Grab the bong and pack it and hit it until I'm asthmatic
Brain always movin' slow like it's some bad traffic
You can't OD on pot? Sh*t, I'll take a stab at it
[Sample from "Sunny Afternoon" by The Kinks]
Help me, help me, help me sail away,
Well give me to good reasons why I oughta stay.
Cause I love to live so pleasantly,
Live this life of luxury,
Blazing on a sunny afternoon.
I'm always twistin' up the ganja
Since 8th grade graduated with high honors
No one's getting higher when I roll the EZ-wider
I'll be chillin' with Harold and Kumar munchin' on some sliders
Where's my f*ckin' lighter, yo somebody grab the illadelph
I'll step my game up from water bottle bongs I built myself
Getting super silly, smoke fills up the room
While I'm (blazing on a sunny afternoon)
When it comes to marijuana I'm a heavy user
Even puffin in my dreams, pass a J with Freddy Kruger
It's like my medication at this point in life
I start itchin' when I'm stuck without a joint to life
Cottonmouth like I've been chewing on my t-shirt
Girls are third, money second, but I need my weed first.
So you wanna burn? Hope you got an ounce to bring
Sh*t I gotta go, yo I'm late for drug counseling.
[Sample from "Sunny Afternoon" by The Kinks]
Help me, help me, help me sail away,
Well give me two good reasons why I oughta stay.
Cause I love to live so pleasantly,
Live this life of luxury,
Blazing on a sunny afternoon.
In the summertime