South Park

What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
Hed make a plan
And hed follow through,
Thats what Brian Boitanod do.
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.
When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
Im sure hed kick an ass or two,
Thats what Brian Boitanod do.
I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone
For Wendy Ill be an activist, too,
Cos thats what Brian Boitano would do.
And what would Brian Boitano do,
Hed call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
Thats what Brian Boitano would do.
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubela Kong.
Cos Brian Boitano doesnt take shit from an-e-y-body
So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our moms
And well save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos thats what Brian Boitano do.
And well save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos thats what Brian Boitano dooooo,
Thats what Brian Boitano do.
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