Emily Haines & The Soft Skeleton

bros before hos
disagree on the sideline
fight for a fee
the man needs a maid
the maid needs a maid
bros before hos
is a rule read the guidelines
you trouble me
your breasts heave when you sing
your mouth should be working for me
for free
sewing up the fold
cause ve been laid off
would you put on the fire for me,
draw the bath and remind me to eat?
you wont need a real job
you wont need a real job because i would love to pay for you
you could be a good wife to me
i would love to pay for you
you are the maid for me
[ The Maid Needs A Maid Lyrics ]