Ed Bruce

There was only me and her and him
The bar was giving last call so I thought Id move on in
And I was slick and feeling like a man so I took the stool between em
And ordered one more round for me and her and him
I placed my arms across the back of her barstool
And I dont remember what I said but at the time it sounded cool
She pushed her drink away and never looked at me
She just paid her tab tipped the man and left me sittin there alone with him
And he said theres girls and theres women and theres ladies
Theres yeses and theres nos and theres maybes
Theres teasin and pleasin they start learnin when theyre babies
Theres girls and theres women and theres ladies
Well he pushed his old straw hat back and he grinned
And he said aint they all a mystery ha ha sonny its a sin
Theyre all sittin on the world theyre tryin to win
Ah but you know I love a mystery
So lets drink another round to you and me and them
He said theres girls...
Theres girls and theres women...
He said theres girls...
[ Girls, Women And Ladies Lyrics ]