Mighty Mighty Bosstones

gonna dive into a jive
i've dove into before
gonna haunt a haunt i've haunted
like a million times or more
a familiar joint
where getting drunk's the only point
to frequent this place
with any frequency at all
countin' on a remedy
i've counted on before
goin' with the cure that's never failed me
what you call the disease,
i call the remedy
what your callin' the cause,
i call the cure
gonna sing a song, a song to you
a song i've sung before
belt out a ballad that i've belted out
a million times or more
the words i'm gonna scream
and getting drunk's the central theme
to the lyrics, if you can
make the lyrics out at all
countin' on a remedy
i've counted on before
goin' with the cure that's never failed me
what you call the disease,
i call the remedy
what your callin' the cause,
i call the cure
just a devotion to the potion
please no applause
a dedication to the medication
a crutch a cure a cause
what i've counted on to pick me up
has knocked me to my knees
before i hit the floor once more
i'll call it the disease