Bumblefoot

I just turned 19 for the 16th time
Posing with bottles of the finest wine
Im only seen with people just like me
So rich that we get everything for free
Spouting politics from my limosine
Because you care - About the product in my hair
About the clothes Im gonna wear
To the event where we congratulate ourselves
I wanna be a rockstar for a day - I want my 15 minutes of fame
But Ive got face thats made for radio - And my bodys a disgrace
I wanna be a rockstar for a day - I wanna get botox in LA
Cause Ive got a face thats made for radio - And a voice thats made for... I dont know
But youll love me anyway
So tell me, tell me, tell me - am I great?
Will you tattoo my CD cover on your face?
So do you wanna win a date with me?
We can talk all night about me, me, me? me?
Sitting by candlelight telling stories about my car
Because you care - About the product in my hair
About the clothes Im gonna wear
To the event where we congratulate ourselves
I wanna be a rockstar for a day - I want my 15 minutes of fame
But Ive got face thats made for radio - And I never could get laid
So I wanna be a rockstar for a day - Im gonna get a pornstar for a date
But Ive got a face thats made for radio - And a voice thats made for... I dont know
But youll love me anyway
All of my entourage can join my fanclub membership
And get a year free for 1 friend & my autographed guitar pick
As for the ugly rumors theyre all started by my publicist
And yes its true - I was born on the moon and have 3,000 kids
My contribution to humanity is saying Im part of it
And when I sneeze its history - in a century youll read about it
Because you care - so lets congratulate ourselves.
I wanna be a rockstar for a day I want my 15 minutes of fame
But Ive got face thats made for radio - And my bodys a disgrace
So I wanna be a rockstar for a day - Got implants everywhere except my brain
Cause Ive got a face thats made for radio - And a voice thats made for... I dont know
And my songs are kinda lame - Tomorrow youll forget my name
But youll love me for today - But youll love me anyway
Yeah, ya love me anyway
[ Rockstar For A Day Lyrics ]