Geri Halliwell

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and boys you better listen
Names have been changed to protect the innocent
Just in case it's about you
I guess I'm in a little predicament
What else can this little girl do
There was Peter
He was a cheater
Who couldn't keep his hands to himself
There was Richie
Well he got bitchy
So I left him there on the shelf
So I give up on love
I guess I've had enough
And I don't give a... what can I do
Just when I've found the one
And I think loves begun
It's falling through
So I will dry my eyes
And I'll just fantasize
And I'll get moisturized and think of you
I'm lookin for the best
And I'll take nothing less
Baby what about you