Barbra Streisand

(S.Cahn & J. Van Hausen)
Here is a verse unlike any verse
To a song that youve never heard
It deals with the subject that I and the authors agree
Is at best absurd
Love is a bore
Love is a ball game without a score
Love is a sail boat without a sail
The lock on the candy store
Asparagus without the hollandaise
Plus all the petty laughs
In Tennesse Williams plays
I used to love it but now its a drag
Love is a flag pole without a flag
Love is the mailman without the mail
A comic without a gag
A soap-opera plot and lots lots more
But mainly I mean love is a bore
Its Ill-call-you-tomorrow
Its a phone that never rings
Its a sack full of sorrow
Or a ride on angels wings
So just remember the next time you saw
Love is an exit without a door
But if youre in love youll ignore
All the things that Ive said here before
And youll pray that your love
Whatever he does
Will come back and be
The bore that he was
Before!
[ Love Is A Bore Lyrics ]