Mystery Jets

Nintendo machines in hospitals are always broken
Chewing jay cloths relieves the pain from mouth ulcers
I've got a crush on a girl
But I'm gonna have to work on that
They say that being in the army makes you hard
But I don't know about that
Ice cream blender, pocket money spender
Off-chart behaviour, granulated banana flavour
Let's play nurses and doctors
Until the real nurses and doctors catch us shouting curses
Hiding in boxes until the real nurses and doctors come