Offspring

my girlfriend, my dumb donut
went out to a party just the other night
but 3 hours later and 7 shots of jager,
she was in the bedroom with another guy
and i don't really want to know
so don't tell me anymore
and i really don't want to hear
about her feet all up in the air
and well, i'm not the one who acted like a hoe
why must i be the one who has to know?
i'm not the one who messed up big time
so spare me the details, if you don't mind
now i can understand friends who want to tell me
think they're gonna help me open up my eyes
but the play-by-play makes me want to lose it
everytime you do it, man, it turns the knife
and i don't really want to know
so don't tell me anymore
and i really don't want to hear
about her feet all up in the air
and well, i'm not the one who acted like a hoe
why must i be the one who has to know?
i'm not the one who messed up big time
so spare me the details, if you don't mind