Puscifer

Sweet baby Jesus on fire
Ima need a damn lawyer and a miracle
to pull my ass out of this
Devil kept pokin' the bull
So I shipped her ass to Mozambique
Cause I was over it
Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde
But what if she's a zombie or a dracula
I better hang on to this
Lordy with my hand upon the Bible
Swear I shot the damn devil, not a bitch
But the po po don't give a shit
Lordy won't you show a little mercy
I've been on the straight and narrow