Crash Test Dummies

After seven days
He was quite tired, so God said:
Let there be a day
Just for picnics, with wine and bread
He gathered up some people he had made
Created Blankets and laid back in the shade
The people sipped their wine
And what with God there, they asked him questions
Like: do you have to eat
Or get your hair cut in heaven?
And if your eye got poked out in this life
Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?
God suffled his feet and glanced around at them
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
So he said: Once there was a body
Who woke up with blue hair