Glee Cast

How do you do I,
See you've met my,
Faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out, by the way I look
Don't judge a book by it's cover
I'm not much of a girl, by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Sensational, Transylvania
Let me show you around
play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
Well you got caught with a flat, well how bout that
Well, babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Sensational, Transylvania
Why don't you stay for the night
Or maybe a bite
I could show you my favourite obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my . . . tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Sensational, Transylvania
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Sensational, Transylvania
So- come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici . . . pation
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom