Ben Folds

Have you seen that dog?
Ive got to get him back
I had him tied to a tree
but he keeps getting out
Hes probably running loose with the bitches
And when I catch him Ill give him some stiches
Oh I love him so much, aw, that stupid bitch is mine.
Errant Dog (Woo-oooh!)
Errant Dog
(Uh!)
Theyre talking down at the spa,
Now the word is out.
God damn I look like a tool,
when he goes running around.
Im gonna take him on court TV;
Show the world what hes done to me
Oh Ill drag his ass back home, yeah, where that ass belongs
Errant Dog (Woo-oooh!)
Errant Dog
(Uh!)
Hes my everything; he means the world to me
Hes my hopes, my dreams, my general property
Sometimes I wonder why I put up with this shit
If I could I would become a lesbian
I know I said dead or alive but really,
Dead is fine.
Just bring him back, yeah.
Errant Dog (Woo-oooh)
Errant Dog
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