Gym Class Heroes

(feat. Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy)
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Take a look at my girlfriend
Shes the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Its been some time since we last spoke
This is gonna sound like a bad joke
But momma I fell in love again
Its safe to say I have a new girlfriend
And I know it sounds so old
But cupid got me in a chokehold
And Im afraid I might give in
Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin
I mean she even cooks me pancakes
And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches
If that aint love then I dont know what love is
We even got a secret handshake
And she loves the music that my band makes
I know Im young but if I had to choose her or the sun
Id be one nocturnal son of a gun
(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Take a look at my girlfriend
Shes the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Take a look at my girlfriend
Shes the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Its been awhile since we talked last and Im tryin hard not to talk fast
But dad Im finally thinkin I may have found the one
Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son
And I know you heard the last song about the girls that didnt last long
But I promise this is on a whole new plane
I can tell by the way she says my name (ba ba da da)
I love the way she calls my phone
She even got her very own ringtone
If that aint love then I dont know what love is (ba ba da da)
Its gonna be a long drive home but I know as soon as I arrive home
And I open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor
Shell be back into my arms once more for sure
Take a look at my girlfriend
Shes the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Shes got a smile that would make the most senile
Annoying old man bite his tongue
Im not done
Shes got eyes comparable to sunrise
And it doesnt stop there
Man I swear
Shes got porcelain skin of course shes a ten
And now shes even got her own song
But movin on
Shes got the cutest laugh I ever heard
And we can be on the phone for three hours
Not sayin one word
And I would still cherish every moment
And when I start to build my future shes the main component
Call it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it but
Everywhere I go I keep her picture in my wallet like here
Take a look at my girlfriend
Shes the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Take a look at my girlfriend
Shes the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
[ Cupids Chokehold Lyrics ]