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Right now a massive cloud is lingering over the city
Police say calls from worried residents began pouring in this morning
Witnesses say it looked like a large dark rain cloud
That initially started over Heart Plaza
And within' hours the cloud spread
Now covering a large portion of the midwest
People in the affected regions say it looks like
The workings of an incredible thunderstorm
The bizaar weather events being linked to the cloud
Including red lightning, black hail, and super hot gail force winds
Meteorologists remain baffled as satelite pictures and radar
Show the cloud continuing to expand
Experts say that at its current rate of travel
The entire nation will be completely covered in just a matter of hours
Police are asking you to please remain indoors and not panic
The President has ordered the military to be on emergency alert
And they stand by powerless, forced to watch, wait
As the cloud expands
Many people are now placing spiritual signifigance on its appearence
Leaders from mainstream religion and apocolyptic cults
Are declaring it to be anything from second coming
To the grim consequence of man's abuse of nature
Fueling the speculation are reports from across the country
That the only light piercing this churning, inky, shroud
Are beams of sunlight which are only falling at places of worship
All religions and denominations
As the cloud continues to expand accross the nation
The rest of the world looks on with growing concern