Television Personalities

when ill buy my mansion ill invite the world to stay
so everyone can see a picture of dorian gray
well sit by the river drinking lemon tea
and theres a thousand midget russians in midget submarines
you can come and stay
you can bring your friends
you can come and stay for a day
and see a picture of dorian gray
take you to my mansion, can see my gallery
lots of pretty pictures, all of them of me
well sit by the river drinking lemon tea
eat tiny cucumber sandwiches made by emily
you can come and stay
you can bring your friends
you can come and stay for a day
and see a picture of dorian gray
[ A Picture Of Dorian Gray Lyrics ]