Magellan

Tendencies that bring us
To our knees
See, theres no unity
Just a thousand different ways
Time for church
Oh really, lets see
Do the Jew and Gentile
Really need to agree?
What cha reading?
Did you think Id be surprised?
Youre the pastors cash cow
But the good book still survives
But Im late for church
Im really late for church...
I dont want to dress up nice
I just want to stay home
I feel like watching big screen TV
With NFL on the VCR
And Pink Floyd on the DVD
Im late for church - late for church
Im late for church.
Now get in the car
Or there could be trouble
Why cant I just go back to sleep
Its long past 10 am...
From the Vatican
To the Rio Grande
Everything is dying
But I aint weeping no more
In my school of thought
Religion reaping naught
It must be what Ive bought
And they aint selling any more
I dont want to dress up nice
I just want to stay home
I feel like watching big screen TV
With NFL on the VCR
And Pink Floyd on the DVD
Im late for church - late for church
Im late for church.
Ill get in the car
If you answer my question
Why so many churches here?
I thought there was only one God
[ Late For Church Lyrics ]