Beach Boys

Hi, this is Al. This scene takes place at a typical Beach Boys practice
session. Were in the midst of preparing for an upcoming show when a feud
breaks out between Brian and Mike.
Alright you guys we have a, uh dowuh
Come on
We have a show this weekend
Open your mouth
What do we have this weekend?
What are you trying to say?
Come on Mike, what are you trying to tell us Mike?
Well Im trying to tell you we have a show this weekend and we could be
sharper. So what do you say we go over the ending of "Little Deuce Coupe"
one more time?
Alright
Alright yeah, come on
A-one a-two -a one two three
Little deuce coupe you dont know what I got
You dont know what I got
Little deuce coupe you dont know
Well Im not bragging babe so dont put me down
Woooooa
Whats going on?
Uh listen Mike, with a voice like yours when you open your mouth its a
big put down.
What? What? Ohhh
Yeah like in "Surfin Safari":
Lets go surfing now
Everybodys learning how
Come on and safari with me
Early in the morning well be starting out
Some honeys will be coming along
Oh yeah? Well when I, at least when Im singing it doesnt sound like
Mickey Mouse with a sore throat.
Oh no, Ahh man.
I could come from miles away
Aint got (aint got, aint got) no place to stay
Where have you gone
Farmers Mother
Oh no
Hey wait a minute, wait a minute hold on hold it Mike, Mike no one really
complains when Brian sings those pretty ballads
You mean "In My Room"?
Yeah and "Surfer Girl" too
Ahhh ooooo ahhhhh woooo oooooo
Wait a minute Carl, nobody complains about the way Mike sings his fast songs.
Youre talking about "Surfin U.S.A."?
Yeah and "Shut Down" too
Tach it up, tach it up
Buddy gonna I shut you down
Well what do you think?
Well I think they ought to quit arguing and start practicing, what do you
say Mike?
Well if Brian promises no more "Early in the morning well be starting outs
Well what do you say Brian?
Okay as long as he cools it with those mouse jokes
Oh alright girls
Now look lets...
Hey wait a minute alright girls, now that thats settled what do you say
we go over the ending of "Fun, Fun, Fun" one more time?
Okay alright lets go then
Alright
And well have fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
And well have fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
And well have fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
And well have fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun fun
Now that
What are you doin Mike?
Well Im just showing you that anybody can squeak like a mouse
Ahh ooo
Oh, some real tough job youve got: Well she got her daddys car and she
cruised through the Im a, Im a hit it guys
Oh no
Oh no
Oh boy you really think youre some kind of an opera star dont you?
Man, man at least I dont sound like my nose is on the critical list!
Oh no, ah ha ha, woo hoo
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