Jackson Browne

Someones going to have to explain it to me
Im not sure what it means
My babys feeling funny in the morning
Shes having trouble getting into her jeans
Her waist-line seems to be expanding
Although she never feels like eating a thing
I guess well reach some understanding
When we see what the future will bring
I met her in a crowded barroom
One of those typical hollywood scenes
I was doing my very best bogart
But I was having trouble getting into her jeans
I punched an unemployed actor
Defending her dignity
He stood up and knocked me through that barroom door
And that girl came home with me
Now babys feeling funny in the morning
She says shes got a lot on her mind
Nature didnt give her any warning
Now shes going to have to leave her wild ways behind
She says she doesnt care if she never spends